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"The Low Bar" Heavyweight Shirt

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Life isn't easy on these mean streets, huh? As a modern day [Business Mogul/Banker/Deposed Warlord/Rare Earth Prospector], you got a lot on your plate. The market sure isn't what it used to be, folks are getting a lot more antsy than they once were, and keeping your [Physical Locations/Financial Assets/Remaining Territory/Mining Equipment] protected ends up costing so much that you start wondering if the real bandits are the armed mutts you pay an arm and a leg to sit around and look bored all day!
At Pyrrhic Outcomes, we like doing things a little differently. We get how tough things are, especially when your use-case is so dangerous, you might have to treat a fresh wave of hired guns as a quarterly expense. That's why we do our best to make sure you get access to security solutions at a lower rate than any other industry competitor. How? Why, by cutting out the fat and passing the savings on to you!
Things like "psych evaluations" and "bereavement leave" are dirty words here at Pyrrhic, because we know that when you're staring down the barrel of [Corporate False-Flag Direct Action Teams/Bank Robbers/UN backed opposition forces/CCP funded Paramilitaries], you want muscle, and plenty of it! Simple math states that you can get 3x the amount of (lowest price point) Pyrrhic Associates per dollar than you would with the next closest industry member.
All in all, Pyrrhic Outcomes understands that when the stakes are high, its the low bar that stands out.

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